ABOUT ME

ABOUT ME LAST UPDATED: 08/11/2005

Hello,

And thank you for taking interest on who am I, my name is Pascal, I live in Sydney AUSTRALIA (Also referred as OZ or Down Under), sounds like a double AA meeting isn't it, anyway I am a father of three, married, unemployed with a ton of debts, so I decided to give this concept a go, I am not the original creator of the concept, a young genius called Alex Tew is, I am just a copy cat of his milliondollarhomepage.com, I admit it, I already sent Alex an email first to congratulate him on is ingenuity and secondly to tell him I will do an Australian version of his site, he seems he does not mind, as it was bound to happen  like he said, just like Mac Donald cannot be the only one selling burgers, I guess. Oh sorry, I forgot  to tell you what he is doing and what this is all about really, is quite simple is just a simple way of advertising, you lease pixels or block of  should I say, on my site, in return I publish your image and link, stupid isn't it, but it works well for him, so I cannot see why he wouldn't work a little for me. And it is fun...of course...

Anyway this is about me, so I will tell you a little bit about me, I am a male from the human specie (Well I hope so),  like any other normal human I drink, I eat, I sleep (Not much these last days though), I do go to the toilet as well, no problem there, but I do also need money...since I haven't got much of it nowadays being a father at home who look after his own two daughters and son from time to time (Well he goes to school during day time), I kick my wife beautiful butt  to work in the morning so she can bring us some food and beers, laugh this is a joke, is just that she has the "JOB" and we haven't got much family, as far I am concern the nearest form of a relative I have in Australia  is a brother that study on the Gold Coast (I will tell you more about my brother if you are interested later on), anyway, as child care is so expensive in this country, at the end of the day whatever I would earn and spend to go to work, would never even see the color of my inside pocket, so it was decided, wife would work and bring triple of what I can ever get out there, until the daughters can hit school. I will be then be re-entering the work force  in about a couple of years, but it the main time I am home, do not get me wrong I am not bored at all as my daughters give me stuff to do, such as changing nappies, spilling drinks all over the floor, throwing food on the wall and emptying bottle of perfume in the toilet bowl,  believe me there is always something happening when I turn my back...but at the end of the day I got quiet good at fixing the mess before Mum gets home, and still have some spare time. The only thing missing in the equation is the money part, as I feel guilty to spend my wife's money (She doesn't). So what I am proposing you is the Australian version of the milliondollarhomepage.com though everything is pretty much on automatic, I still have to manage the website and process orders, update the pixel list and work on the marketing.

I am doing this so I can get some money to pay our debts, specially these bloody credit cards, and get some pocket money, I will as well give some of it to the charity organizations here in Australia, CLICK HERE for more about charity, as I believe it is good karma to help people, so you help me I help others and I help you by putting your ad on me site, that will be my job. I will also use a bit of the money to advertise on Google and place like this though. Honestly I cannot see myself getting a million out of this or even AU$10000, but let's be positive, lets dream a bit (It's free, Geez the day they charge for this, we might as well not live) in the event I make substantial amount of money since there is a potential for nearly a million Australian dollars, after I have magically get a lot of money from it, I would settle the credit cards, I would save the money to buy my own business I am thinking either a boutique or in the best case a franchise, I would like to invest in real estate, but in Sydney you can't do much with a million. Money is hard to come by these days for me, so I am really not the type to throw it away like the people who are lucky enough to win lotto, and are stupid enough to spend it all (Easy come, easy go I guess).

I miss the workplace, especially  the social aspect of it as I am home all alone, sometimes it is good to talk to people, it is good to be listened too as well. Well this "about me" may not sounds as formal as if I were a big corporation as I am only a one man band, so lets take it easy on the "about me" formalities, but my services is 100% genuine, you lease pixels you get advertising space, if you want to know the reason why you should advertise here please CLICK HERE. Well about my hobbies, I love music, I love the internet, I love movies, I love stamps from a particular country, I love doing stuff on the PC, so here we go, I put this site up.

About my brother he is alone on the Gold Coast studying marine biology, people says he look like Orlando Bloom, and his girl friend just left him, so if you need is number let me know, though I have to tell you he is straight, but don't kid yourself if you do not look like Catherine Zeta Jones. Is name is Fabian and he is 26.

I forgot, my wife wants new tits, so I guess my first AU$6000 are already gone, not even earned yet, if you are a plastic surgeon, I'll trade a few pixels for a pair of tits, I know it is not very proportionate but...

26/10/2005 Decided to include a blog page, so it is easier for me to post Updates & News: MY BLOG

Best regards,

Pascal